Showing posts with label Charlie Sheen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Charlie Sheen. Show all posts

4/1/11

Our Father, Berlusconi







New details surrounding Silvio Berlusconi’s decadent ‘bunga-bunga’ parties have surfaced during the course of a federal investigation aimed at bringing charges of soliciting underage prostitutes against the Italian Prime Minister. Among them: cell phone shots of women engaged in sordid behavior, including model Barbara Guerra dressed up as a policewoman, and the claim by another model, Nadia Macri, that "grass was available in all the rooms, it had been brought in on the prime minister’s private jet."

These additional tidbits only underscore the image of Berlusconi as a modern-day Caligula, spending his wealth as the world’s 37th richest man (Forbes) in extravagant and amoral indulgence. They also make Berlusconi look like our dad - specifically, Sigmund Freud’s figure of the primal father.

In Totem and Taboo Freud explains symbolic castration with a bedtime story. Why am I ‘castrated’ subject, that is, why can’t I enjoy everything I want, whenever I want? Why do I have to compromise? You see, a long time ago, before history began, there was a father. His kids were called the ‘primal horde.’ They (presumably all boys) were jealous of their father because he had access to all the women, so they rose up and killed him. Freud uses this figure to argue that every universal is grounded by an ‘exception’ that proves the rule. We imagine the primal father as a figure of unbounded gratification because his exceptional status paradoxically justifies the bounds we must endure on our own pleasure. This father was never put in his place by succumbing to symbolic castration - He is not subject to the law: he is his own law. This fantasy father image stays with you even though you’re a ‘castrated’ subject, because castration is never complete.

Walter Benjamin finds a similar figure to the primal father in that of the‘great criminal,’ writing "however repellent his ends may have been, he has aroused the secret admiration of the public. This cannot result from his deed, but only from the violence to which it bears witness, (for) even in defeat he arouses the sympathy of the mass against law." The ‘great criminal’ Berlusconi, with underage tits in his face and weed in every room flown in on private jet, reminds us simultaneously of our castration and our fantasies of non-castration, and as well that no matter how ‘violent’ he is, that is, how much he disregards the law, this only mirrors the very violence of the law itself, its arbitrary imposition. The fact that he gets models to dress up as policewomen only reinforces his ‘bad father’ relation to the law - he can have every woman, even and especially the woman who embodies the law that should tell him NO and thwart his obscene enjoyment.

There has been much media speculation about the origin of the slang term ‘bunga-bunga’ used to describe Berlusconi’s orgies at his Sardinian villa. Many commentators refer to this old joke, which also happens to demonstrate the violence of the primal father: two European explorers in Africa are kidnapped by a hostile tribe and asked whether they would prefer to die or undergo bunga bunga. The first one opts for bunga bunga, and is immediately subjected to a sexual assault by members of the tribe. The second one, who now grasps what "bunga bunga" means, says he would prefer to die. To which the chief of the tribe replies: "Okay, you will die - but first a little bunga bunga."

The truth of this joke is that when you’re dealing with the primal father, even when you don’t choose bunga-bunga, you still get it, because there is always bunga-bunga. Berlusconi bedding a woman dressed as a cop insures this: he has thus overtaken the symbol of the law, and with it, the capacity to distinguish between yes and no, between death and bunga-bunga.

It’s curious that Berlusconi’s drug of choice appears to be cannabis rather than cocaine, the stereotypical substance of the Caligulan wild man, like Charlie Sheen, Berlusconi's closest contemporary in yellow journalism today. Acid Age would not be surprised to learn that bunga-bunga was now a strain of marijuana available on the streets of Italy - the name would give the strain a tinge of seedy glamour, a ticket to the cheap seats at the primal orgy.

3/15/11

“Drugs.”

Accidental overdoses. Halfhearted stints in rehab. Martin Sheen’s teary-eyed press conference. The briefcase full of coke. The Mercedes towed out of the ravine. The misdemeanor third-degree assault on the third wife, who also went to rehab. Sheen allegedly threatening to cut off same wife’s head, put it in a box, send it to her mother. Sheen chain smoking on TMZ. The priceless dialogue. (On CBS executives: “They lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives.”) The September 11 conspiracy theories. Shooting Kelly Preston in the arm. Fucking porn stars Ginger Lynn and Heather Hunter and Bree Olson. Compared with Cruise, Sheen has put on a mesmerizing and refreshing display of midlife-crisis honesty. He’s just himself, an addict—take it or leave it. It’s thrilling watching someone call out the solemnity of the celebrity interview, and Sheen is loudly calling it out as the sham it is. He’s raw and lucid and intense: the most fascinating person wandering through the culture.
–Brett Easton Ellis on Charlie Sheen

3/8/11


"Sheen takes a swig from a bottle labeled "Tiger Blood." It's become a popular phrase since Sheen said his formula for "winning" is "tiger blood and Adonis DNA."

2/28/11

your exploded body

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off, and your children will weep over your exploded body." Sheen described himself as superhuman, citing a "different constitution," "different brain" and "different heart" than normal people have, allowing him to survive his drug binges. "I got tiger blood, man," he said. "My brain . . . fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm."

A Drug Called Charlie Sheen

“Charlie is missing a room, its called the OD room, where girls, you know, they’re all living in this house, if they OD they press a little button on the wall and have an in-house doctor you know, and so that no-one has to get rushed to the emergency room."
--Kacey Jordan

"Newsflash, I’m special. The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning. My success rate is 100%. I was shackled and oppressed by the cult of AA for 22 years. I finally extracted myself from their troll hole and started living my life the way I want to live it. I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it right now with my mind."
--Charlie Sheen

1/31/11

36 Hours